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Beyoncé-tron will make you feel slow/lazy

I want some of what she’s on.

Christ already.

Beyonce’s new track "Single Ladies" (Put a Ring On It)… it’s Get Me Bodied times ten.  I’ve been singing Uh-oh-ohhh, uh-oh-ohhh… all day.  My hips don’t move that crazy, though.  That’s super-human.  Or cybernetic, by the look of her arm.

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Beyoncé-tron will make you feel slow/lazy

  • Bruce October 17th, 2008 5:58 am

    holy quick-hips-shit!!!

    (maybe she’s hyped on something new at Starbucks?)

  • Josh October 17th, 2008 1:36 pm

    I think we just found the final cylon!

  • Bryan October 17th, 2008 9:25 pm

    It’s ’cause you’re not wearing 5 inch stiletto heels, Andrew.

  • Landis October 17th, 2008 9:37 pm

    The girls were dancing to a slower version of this, and the video was sped up to catch up to the real track. You can tell that this is not normal.

  • Alfonzo October 17th, 2008 10:02 pm

    The homage to Gwen Verdon doing Mexican Breakfast in the beginning was really cool.

    As far as hips go, you just have to not be of an ethnic background with origins in Northern Europe.

  • Paul October 17th, 2008 11:08 pm

    Here’s hoping this goes into heavy rotation at gay bars everywhere. Looking forward to some of the twinkies trying to duplicate these moves.

  • Eric October 18th, 2008 4:24 pm

    A MAY ZING .. that’s what Leah Miller would say from So You Think You Can Dance Canada … I say damn those hips can move, but mine can move better. I won’t be wearing a onesie though!!

  • Mike October 21st, 2008 1:24 am

    Check out this video of Gwen Verdon doing the same dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9xer2luUXo . Play them both at the same time and you’ll really have a trip. Thanks for the new mix. You rock.

  • Dan October 21st, 2008 7:51 pm

    Pretty dam catchy.. will try those dance moves at home in the kitchen.. they may frown here at work and think I am having a stroke..

    awesome blog Andrew

    Also love the mixes great gym beats

  • notawesome October 23rd, 2008 6:45 pm

    @Paul: this twink not only has the moves down, but some asymmetrical underwear AND a video camera to document and share. Love it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGemjUvafBw

  • chris November 12th, 2008 6:46 am

    that’s funny…my hips *do* move like that…

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